Poll: Chuck Norris vs Time Travel Chuck Norris

[TOE]

Old Norris because he uses Total Gym.

 

[crows]

 

[Anzik]

I highly recommend Chuck Norris' autobiography. Talk about a man starting from nothing and achieving greatness.

 

[Buttmunch]

Young Chuck Norris lost to Bruce Lee, so gotta go Old Chuck.

 

[Anzik]

Young Chuck Norris lost to Bruce Lee, so gotta go Old Chuck.

You realize that it was in the script, right?

 

[Sweet Rabbit]

Wouldn't this destroy the space time continuum?

 

[Lejuan]

You realize that it was in the script, right?

That's what Chuck likes to say when the inevitable question of a$$kickery comes up. But Bruce would've taken him apart.

Another Bruce Lee thread tangent

 

[Anzik]

Bruce Lee's legend was best served by his untimely death. According to Joe Lewis who was his student, he never sparred against anyone he wasn't sure he could beat. And understandably because he had nothing to gain and everything to lose.