Area Man Has Far Greater Knowledge Of Marvel Universe Than Own Family Tree

[JSA]

From the Onion, made me laugh out loud, and seemed relevant here...

https://www.theonion.com/content/news/area_man_has_far_greater_knowledge

JSA

 

[NotDolls]

Haha, yeah, I've had multiple people in my life tell me they saw that and thought of me. Funny, but sad.

 

[jinxx]

Seriously!?...damn, what a waste of sperm.....

 

[Rook]

Seriously!?...damn, what a waste of sperm.....

Dude, of course it's not serious. It's "The Onion." Ever heard of it?

 

[jinxx]

Nope. Never heard of it until now.

 

[bagelsncheesey]

Read this yesterday, funny as hell. Love The Onion.

 

[Rook]

Nope. Never heard of it until now.

It's good for a daily dose of the ridiculous, framed to resemble genuine news.

I still remember their "headline" for 9/11: "HOLY F*$KING S#!T!!!"

 

[FLOSI]

The Thing....

 

[Amanaman]

:emperor

 

[DinoLast]

The Onion is really funny. I caught sight of this article when I was reading the Area man story
https://www.theonion.com/content/news/new_dad_thinks_baby_might_be_gay

 

[The Craw]

that's how i view all marvel and/or comic book fans. even though it is a spoof i don't think it is that far from the truth with some people.


ps. plus i see he's from Wisconsin. they don't have much of a family tree anyways. aren't they all inbred over there? their family tree doesn't branch, if you know what i mean.

 

[Balsquat]

"I've always been drawn to superhero pedigrees and how they pass traits down from one generation to the next," said Sundling, completely unaware that colon cancer runs in his family. "It'd just be cool to have something rare in common with your relatives".

Best thing I have ever read and I studied literature for 4 years!!!

 

[NotDolls]

that's how i view all marvel and/or comic book fans. even though it is a spoof i don't think it is that far from the truth with some people.


ps. plus i see he's from Wisconsin. they don't have much of a family tree anyways. aren't they all inbred over there? their family tree doesn't branch, if you know what i mean.

HEY! I live in Wisconsin! Watch your mouth! Where are you from? Douchebagia?

No, but seriously, we're not, in fact I have ZERO family here. And the reason the Onion gives Wisconsin so much love is it was started in Madison, WI. So you can thank us "inbreds" for the greatest news paper of all time.

 

[Something Sexy]

that's how i view all marvel and/or comic book fans. even though it is a spoof i don't think it is that far from the truth with some people.


ps. plus i see he's from Wisconsin. they don't have much of a family tree anyways. aren't they all inbred over there? their family tree doesn't branch, if you know what i mean.

I think you are mistaking Wisconsin with ALL of the Southern States.

I am also from Wisconsin. Woot!

 

[The Craw]

nope. i'm pretty sure i'm thinking of wisconsin.

 

[Mesa]

HEY! I live in Wisconsin! Watch your mouth! Where are you from? Douchebagia?

No, but seriously, we're not, in fact I have ZERO family here. And the reason the Onion gives Wisconsin so much love is it was started in Madison, WI. So you can thank us "inbreds" for the greatest news paper of all time.

I've met lots of cool people from Wisconsin. For some reason, they like to move to sunny and hot Arizona, and then move back to Wisconsin after a few years.

 

[Shai]

i'm like that too.The only two relatives I can recognize at family reunions are my cousins,Darklord Dave and Gabrielle(the one that I slept with).

 

[Bannister]

i'm like that too.The only two relatives I can recognize at family reunions are my cousins,Darklord Dave and Gabrielle(the one that I slept with).

I bet you only recognize Gabrielle by her ^^^^.

 

[Shai]

I bet you only recognize Gabrielle by her ^^^^.

 

[ecekat]

From the Onion, made me laugh out loud, and seemed relevant here...

https://www.theonion.com/content/news/area_man_has_far_greater_knowledge

JSA

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