You can't make this $#*! up

[blue_rogue]

I wanted to start a thread for random "you've got to be kidding me" news stories.

Let's start off with the Wisconsin man who beat his wife and claims a ghost did it!

https://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/01/24/ghost-punch_n_1224272.html

 

[Voorhees27]

Wtf dude. Where have you been. You haven't heard of the woman ghost boxer?

Dudes innocent.

 

[King Darkness]

Pfft...I could have made that up.

 

[thenammagazine]

 

[xjamiex]

LOL too funny! I bet this guy as a kid told his teacher that the dog ate his homework daily as well

 

[Voorhees27]

LOL too funny! I bet this guy as a kid told his teacher that the dog ate his homework daily as well

Pffffffft you've never heard of the Dog Homework Killer? AKA The DHK

Dudes innocent.

 

[The Craw]

Pffft...Only in Wisconsin.

 

[King Darkness]

Pffffft.......pfffffft.

 

[The Craw]

Pffffft.......pfffffft.

I bet this guy is a truck driver.

 

[Kamandi]

I saw a news story this past week where an Continental Airlines mechanic got sucked into a jet engine at ~70% full power. I don't dare post a link to the pics. Poor SOB was literally puréed into thousands of pieces. The plane was full of passengers and conducting some type of test at the gate before take off.

 

[The Craw]

I saw a news story this past week where an Continental Airlines mechanic got sucked into a jet engine at ~70% full power. I don't dare post a link to the pics. Poor SOB was literally puréed into thousands of pieces. The plane was full of passengers and conducting some type of test at the gate before take off.

That's...gotta hurt!!!!!

 

[xjamiex]

I bet this guy is a truck driver.

His moustache certainly fits the type

 

[King Darkness]

I bet this guy is a truck driver.

Probably. Dumbass truckers.

I saw a news story this past week where an Continental Airlines mechanic got sucked into a jet engine at ~70% full power. I don't dare post a link to the pics. Poor SOB was literally puréed into thousands of pieces. The plane was full of passengers and conducting some type of test at the gate before take off.

Pics or it didn't happen.

 

[Kamandi]

Pics or it didn't happen.

PM'ed

I should clarify, I saw this for the first time this week. Looks like it happened in 2006 on Continental Airlines Flight 1515.

 

[King Darkness]

Yup. It happened.

 

[BB&WSF]

I saw a news story this past week where an Continental Airlines mechanic got sucked into a jet engine at ~70% full power. I don't dare post a link to the pics. Poor SOB was literally puréed into thousands of pieces. The plane was full of passengers and conducting some type of test at the gate before take off.

Just saw that! What a horrible way to go.

 

[King Darkness]

Just saw that! What a horrible way to go.

Probably not so bad. Likely dead before he even knew what happened.

I can think of a lot worse ways to go.

 

[xjamiex]

PM'ed

I should clarify, I saw this for the first time this week. Looks like it happened in 2006 on Continental Airlines Flight 1515.

PM me too please

 

[The Craw]

You guys don't know how to use Google, or what???

 

[King Darkness]

I know how.