One mans junk is another mans...............

[barryo]

We once had a bachelor party for king darkness, he ate the entire cake before we could tell him there was a stripper in it..............true story.

 

[Voorhees27]

One time I was with King in the back of a pickup truck, along with a live deer. King goes up to the deer and says, 'I'm King Darkness! SAY IT!' Then he manipulates the deer's lips in such a way as to make it say, 'King Darkness' ... It wasn't exactly like it, but it was pretty good for a deer!

True Story.

 

[barryo]

kingdarkness wears a live rattlesnake as a condom


true story

 

[Voorhees27]

He makes brooms somewhere in Georgia ............. true story.

 

[thenammagazine]

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Where's Kara with his NAMBLA post when it'd actually be funny?

 

[barryo]

king will eat a homeless person if you dare him.



true story............

 

[Voorhees27]

He once punched a hole in a cow just to see who was coming up the road.

 

[barryo]

king drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls

true story...........

 

[Voorhees27]

King once had sex with a cigarette machine

 

[barryo]

king once ate the Bible while water skiing.

true story...........

 

[Voorhees27]

He once inhaled a seagull ...........

 

[barryo]

king's semen can form into a liquid human. Like that guy from Terminator 2

true story...........................

 

[Voorhees27]

King uses the Shroud of Turin as a golf towel. I've seen this.

 

[barryo]

king is an eight foot two ton monster who can palm a medicine ball

true story........

 

[Bamboota]

Barryo and Voorhees need to get a life!

Inhaled a seagull WTF

 

[barryo]

Barryo and Voorhees need to sober up !

fixed......

 

[Voorhees27]

fixed......

Barryo musta seen A Nightmare on Elm Street (2010) last night too