Star Wars: The Acolyte

[jye4ever]

The helmet would have looked a lot better without the silver teeth -- just a blank, creepy orb.

/\THIS/\

 

[jye4ever]

Darth Zipper

 

[Johnny Utah]

 

[Wor-Gar]

That's it!


Darth Gimp

 

[choombaz]

I’m anticipating Book of Boba Fett levels of entertainment …

On this forum

 

[jye4ever]

So Mae is

Spoiler:

a twin

which is on the poster which completely went under the radar simply because no one cares lol

Bad-Mae

Say that fast

 

[Sassafras]

So Mae is

Spoiler:

a twin

which is on the poster which completely went under the radar simply because no one cares lol

Bad-Mae

Say that fast

It's supposed to be POIGNANT and GUTWRENCHING to have to hunt down and kill your "other self" and face the darkness in urself blah blah blah. They're making a move to top Obi-Wan having to hunt Anakin.

The funniest part of the whole thing is Disney cancelling any season 2.



LOL the guy narrating "I am Death" sounds so flat, he sounds like a guy stuck in traffic reading the manual to his I-pod.

 

[Wor-Gar]

That is the worst narration EVA!

 

[jye4ever]

That is the worst narration EVA!

While that is fake it’s not that far removed from the real thing.

 

[Otomofan]

"I am Ackoliite and I will destroy Jedi order."

 

[Sixth Scale Man]

Soooo dulllll.
Did they forget to unhide the sound fx tracks before rendering?
That narration…
Oh well

 

[Ramatuelle]

Y'all, I just ****ing cant. I. Can. Not. I hope this is satire.

https://www.jedinews.com/film-music...9gUkIR09acxJu9-wqTexy1nFr2nWIX5qgnzAn15rci5y6

"It immediately communicated a kind of emotional entanglement and also high-octane action. It was like, ‘I think I understand what that is,’ and it started a conversation that led to me elevating her pitch, ultimately up to Kathy [Kennedy, Lucasfilm president]. Leslye is an amazing storyteller and when she finally pitched Kathy, everyone was crying. It was that kind of meeting.”

*scrolls for Anakin in phone contacts* get your ass over here and bring that lightsaber

 

[Sassafras]

Y'all, I just ****ing cant. I. Can. Not. I hope this is satire.

https://www.jedinews.com/film-music...9gUkIR09acxJu9-wqTexy1nFr2nWIX5qgnzAn15rci5y6

"It immediately communicated a kind of emotional entanglement and also high-octane action. It was like, ‘I think I understand what that is,’ and it started a conversation that led to me elevating her pitch, ultimately up to Kathy [Kennedy, Lucasfilm president]. Leslye is an amazing storyteller and when she finally pitched Kathy, everyone was crying. It was that kind of meeting.”

*scrolls for Anakin in phone contacts* get your ass over here and bring that lightsaber

What is wrong with these people? This comment alone is why so much media just sux.

The people in charge must be all high on bubble tea, laying around on body pillows. You're in a supposed professional meeting; dealing with millions of dollars, already aware of tanking stock numbers, low viewership, peg warmer merchandise.

Yeah, the fans are crying too. Crying over their favorite franchises being co-opted by fan fiction, and watching gifted actors desperately trying to elevate stupid material.

 

[Ramatuelle]

IF IT WERE FANFICTION IT WOULD BE BETTER WRITTEN

Sad but true

 

[GhostBeard]

Star Wars: The Parent Trap

 

[BeefEaster]

I hope they have a scene with Luke waking up and realizing all these Disney shows were just a fever dream he was having during his hand surgery.

 

[chrisstbh]

Fights look decent from what we’ve seen so far. Not often you get to see Jedi rely on just themselves without a Lightsaber.

Two weeks until judgement day though.

 

[Mondragon]

Is that girl 2nd from the left related to Geordi Laforge?

I imagine they are showcasing she is blind? While we've seen it with Luke (in practice), Kanan, and Chirrut, never with an actual young blind (force wielder). Though Skeleton Crew takes place post ROTJ? Could be a "Mod" hopefully she has the Vespa

 

[Sassafras]

Fights look decent from what we’ve seen so far. Not often you get to see Jedi rely on just themselves without a Lightsaber.

Two weeks until judgement day though.

Except it strains credulity that if Jedi knew weaponless martial arts, guess they forgot about that for the most part, except for Yoda posing now and again. Or Ahsoka, I guess. Ninjas in Space!

And I know in a fight I really wanna have some cloth on my face, like I'm the Winter Soldier or some *&^%.

I won't be watching partly because I like binge watching; and partly from the showrunner comments about "what fans need to accept".

Maybe Disney can incorporate DUD in everything they release - seems apt with their box office returns.

One day, Andor will return....

 

[chrisstbh]

Except it strains credulity that if Jedi knew weaponless martial arts, guess they forgot about that for the most part, except for Yoda posing now and again. Or Ahsoka, I guess. Ninjas in Space!

Just cause you didn’t see it doesn’t mean they couldn’t do it. There weren’t many opportunities that I can think of in the movies for Jedi to have unarmed fights.

If they can sense a blaster bolt or a lightsaber then not too hard to believe that they can sense a punch or a kick so I think this is just a complaint for the sake of complaining here to be honest .