Is that beer or all the hot wax they'll need at the spa for you?
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I went with an uncaptioned version for obvious reasons lol...
jye4ever
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Right nos i’m drunk in other words just another day for a-dev lol
oh.... drunk posting. me-me-me...
And I thought sober Jye was entertaining. This has enormous potential.
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jye4ever
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I am 20 years married and a drunk hot blonde chick hit on me at the bar I didn’t know what to do tonight I was confused.lol
My friends were like bro wtf lol
My friends were like bro wtf lol
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A wise decision, as she was likely a "drunk hot" blonde (i.e., as seen through beer goggles) as opposed to a drunk "hot blonde". I hope you thanked your friends.I am 20 years married and a drunk hot blonde chick hit on me at the bar I didn’t know what to do tonight I was confused.lol
My friends were like bro wtf lol
jye4ever
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Once my intoxicated state wore off I realized that she was hitting on me for financial reasons only, the female bartender even warned me.A wise decision, as she was likely a "drunk hot" blonde (i.e., as seen through beer goggles) as opposed to a drunk "hot blonde". I hope you thanked your friends.
I have to say It was really weird seeing a hot girl super intoxicated sitting at a bar alone though.
She said it would remain a mystery why.
She was white and began flirting with a black guy who was with his black girlfriend I thought she was going to get her ass kicked by his girl who looked much stronger than her.
She actually physically pushed her chair over to the guy and leaned on him and his girl was right next to him!
The look on his girlfriend’s face was freaking priceless lol
Then she came back to me with more flirting taking off her coat and showing off her body which was pretty damn fine and then started flirting with my group asking for free drinks.
I felt guilty but not going to lie also exhilarated that I was being flirted with even if just for money it certainly made for an interesting evening to say the least.
Bartender asked our group if we were ok with her and we said yes no reason for management to protect us from her.
She did start cursing out loud more and more though.
I left and figured the highest bidder took her home but someone in my group texted me saying that she got kicked out by the manager for causing even more of a ruckus lol
That will be a missing person on the news one day.
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I don’t know, it doesn’t sound like anyone would actually miss her enough to report it lol.Once my intoxicated state wore off I realized that she was hitting on me for financial reasons only the female bartender even warned me.
Weird seeing a hot girl super intoxicated sitting at a bar alone.
She said it would remain a mystery why.
She was white and began flirting with a black guy who was with his black girlfriend I thought she was going to get her ass kicked by his girl who looked much stronger than her.
She actually physically pushed her chair over to the guy and leaned on him and his girl was right next to him!
The look on his girlfriend’s face was freaking priceless lol
Then she came back to me with more flirting taking off her coat and showing off her body which was pretty damn fine and then started flirting with my group asking for free drinks.
I felt guilty but not going to lie also exhilarated that I was being flirted with even if just for money it certainly made for an interesting evening to say the least.
Bartender asked our group if we were ok with her and we said yes no reason for management to protect us from her.
She did start cursing out loud more and more though.
I left and figured the highest bidder took her home but someone in my group texted me saying that she got kicked out by the manager for causing even more of a ruckus lol
That will be a missing person on the news one day.
jye4ever
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I got home and my wife said…”Oh god you smell like you been talking with a bar bimbo” lol
I quickly took a shower lol
They ALWAYS know lol...
Neal136
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There are strip clubs for that.
I see the video footage of Jye at the bar has leaked.
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Stocks… Anyone know if it’s against the rules to talk about Mr Market?
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I am 20 years married and a drunk hot blonde chick hit on me at the bar I didn’t know what to do tonight I was confused.lol
My friends were like bro wtf lol
I have a perfect solution for this.
Make a clone. That's 1 percent of your wife ( her left ear) and 99 percent Jessica Alba in her prime early 20s.
Sleep with the clone. If your wife says you cheated, then point out it's not cheating. It's a clone. It's still "her"
Be defiant despite any allegations made against you. Shout, "I nibbled on the ear, and it tasted the same. Like mesquite!"
P.S. Does anyone here want crepes?
Some things never get old...
jye4ever
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