I’ll Start... How Far Can We Go? You Decide! V2 ESB

[goatchumby]

Heyyy...your worship! I'm only trying to help.

Would you please stop calling me that?

Sure, Leia.

You make it so difficult sometimes.

I do. I really do.

 

[QuiGonFishing]

You could be a little nicer, though... Come on, admi it... Sometimes you think I'm alright.

Occasionally....Maybe. When you're not acting like a scoundrel.

Scoundrel? Scoundrel....(nodding) I like the sound of that.

Stop that.

Stop what?

Stop that, my hands are dirty...

My hands are dirty too, what are you afraid of..?

 

[slynger]

Afraid?

You're trembling.

I'm not trembling.

You like me because I'm a scoundrel. There aren't enough scoundrels in your life.

I happen to like nice men.

I'm a nice man.

No, you're not...

SMOOCHIE BOOCHIES

 

[goatchumby]

(In comes C*ckblockosaurus Rex)

SIR! SIR! I isolated the reverse power flux coupling!

Thank you. Thank you very much.

Oh, you're perfectly welcome sir.

 

[goatchumby]

NEXT SCENE NOTE: I love how the captain on the left unceremoniously meets his demise during his Zoom call with Vader (I'm sure he's all right )

 

[QuiGonFishing]

And that, Lord Vader, was the last time they appeared on any of our scopes... Considering the amount of damage we've sustained, they must have been destroyed.

No, Captain, they're ALIVE. I want every ship available to sweep the asteroid field until they are found.

Lord Vader, Senator Palpatine, I MEAN THE EMPORER, commands you to make contact with him on Naboo, I MEAN via holographic transmission!

 

[slynger]

Move the ship out of the asteroid field so that we can send a clear transmission.

 

[goatchumby]

What is thy bidding, my master?

 

[Wor-Gar]

There is a great disturbance in the Force.

I have felt it.

He who felt it, dealt it.





















We have a new enemy. The young rebel who destroyed the Death Star. I have no doubt that this boy is the offspring of Anakin Skywalker.

 

[goatchumby]

(ol’ puffy eyes)

Luke Skywalker.

Yes, my master.

He could destroy us.

He’s just a boy. Obi-Wan can no longer help him.

He is strong with the Force. The Son of Skywalker must not become a Jedi.

 

[QuiGonFishing]

There is a great disturbance in the Force.

I have felt it.

He who felt it, dealt it.





















We have a new enemy. The young rebel who destroyed the Death Star. I have no doubt that this boy is the offspring of Anakin Skywalker.

How is that possible?

Search your feelings, Lord Vader…you will know it to be true.

(ol’ puffy eyes)

Luke Skywalker.

Yes, my master.

He could destroy us.

He’s just a boy. Obi-Wan can no longer help him.

He is strong with the Force. The Son of Skywalker must not become a Jedi.

If he could be turned, he would become a powerful ally.

Yes…. He would be a great asset. Can it be done?

 

[slynger]

He will join us or DIE, master.

 

[goatchumby]

Look, I'm sure it's delicious. I just don't understand why we can't see Yoda now.

Patience! For the Jedi, it is time to eat as well. Mmmph? Eat! He he he. Hot! Good food, mm? Good, mm?

 

[slynger]

How far away is Yoda? Will it take us long to get there?

Not far. Yoda not far. He he. Patience. Soon, you will be with him.

 

[QuiGonFishing]

Root leaf! Hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm... I cook! Eh-hmm-hmm.... Why wish you become Jedi? Hmm-hmm- heh-heh.

Mostly because of my Father, I guess.

Oh! Father! Powerful Jedi was he! Hee-Hee....Mmmm POWERFUL Jedi!

 

[slynger]

Oh come on. How could you know my father? You don’t even know who I am. I don’t even know what I’m doing here. We’re wasting our time!

(Sighs) I can not teach him.

 

[Wor-Gar]

The boy has no patience.

 

[QuiGonFishing]

He will LEEAARN patience....

 

[goatchumby]

Hmm. Much anger in him. Like his father.

Was I any different when you taught me?

Hmm. No.

 

[QuiGonFishing]

He is not ready...