I’ll Start... How Far Can We Go? You Decide! V2 ESB

[goatchumby]

Find out what's wrong with the hyperdrive.

(Trek set shake)

Sir, it's quite possible this asteroid is not entirely stable.

Not entirely stable? I'm glad you're here to tell us these things.

 

[Dave_W]

Chewie, take the professor to the back and plug him into the hyper drive.

 

[QuiGonFishing]

Oh! Sometimes I just don't understand human behavior. After all, I'm just trying to do my job in the best.... *SHWOOP* <<door closes>>

 

[QuiGonFishing]

Let go....

Shhhh.

Let go, please...

Don't get excited!

Captain, being held by you isn't quite enough to get me excited...

Sorry sweetheart.... I haven't got TIME for anything else.

(Probably the most risqué line in entire the OT!)

 

[goatchumby]

Well (what?), ready for some power? Ok. Let's see now. Put that in there. There you go.

Now all I gotta' do is find this Yoda. If he even exists.

 

[QuiGonFishing]

It's really a strange place to find a Jedi Master. This place gives me the creeps...

 

[slynger]

Still, something familiar about this place. I don’t know . . . Feel like . . .

Feel like what?

Like we’re being watched!

 

[DiFabio]

Away put your weapon, I mean you no harm!

 

[QuiGonFishing]

I am wondering....why are you here?

I'm looking for someone...

Looking? FOUND someone you have, I would say, hmmmmm..?

 

[goatchumby]

Riiiight.

Help you I can. Yes, mmmm.

I don't think so. I'm looking for a great warrior.

Oooh. Hehe. Great warrior. Oh hoo hoo. Wars not make one great.

 

[goatchumby]

Put that down w…hey! That’s my dinner!

How you get so big eating food of this kind?

 

[slynger]

Blllleeeeggghhhh!!

Blaaaahhhh!!

Oh, don't do that . . . you're making a mess.

 

[QuiGonFishing]

Listen, Friend, we didn’t mean to land in that puddle, and if we could get our ship out we would, but we can’t, so why don’t you…

Awwwww….cannot get your ship out! Hee, hee…

 

[slynger]

Hey! Get outta there!

blugh. Blugh. Ooohhh. Awww.

Hey, you could‘ve broken this.

blegh.

You’re making a mess. (Sighs heavily)

 

[QuiGonFishing]

Blegh....

Oooooh! Hee-Hee hummm-mmmm-hmmmm-hmmmm! (shines latern)

Ohhh...

You’re making a mess. (Sighs heavily)

Ummmm....Hmmmmm....

Hey, give me that!

MINE! or I will help you not...!

I don't WANT your help, I want my lamp back, I'm gonna NEED it to get out of this slimy mud-hole...

Mud-Hole!? Slimy!? My HOME this is!

 

[goatchumby]

Wha? MMMmmmh. Eh eh eh

R2, let him have it.

Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine!

R2!

 

[QuiGonFishing]

Now will you move along, little fellow? We have a lot of work to do...

No!, No, no......stay and HELP you, I will! hee-hee Find your friend...hmmm?

I'm not looking for a friend, I'm looking for a Jedi Master.

OHHH... Jedi Master... Yoda....YOU seek Yoda!

 

[goatchumby]

You know him?

Hmmm. Take you to him I will. Ehehehehehe. Yes yes, but now (we?) must eat. Come. Good food. Come. Come, come.

R2 stay and watch after the camp.

 

[goatchumby]

Oh, where is R2 when I need him?

Sir, I don't know where your ship learned to communicate (some freedom-loving droid or whatnot), but it has the most peculiar dialect. I believe sir, it says that the power coupling on the negative access has been polarized. I'm afraid you'll have to replace it.

Well of course I'll have to replace it.

 

[QuiGonFishing]

Here!

....and Chewie.....I think we'd better replace the Negative Power Coupling.