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The Golden Goober and the Purple Cenobite are in no way what I thought I'd get when Warlock and the Evolutionary came to the MCU, I'll tell you that...

What, you didn't get hyped and immersed by a bunch of morons jumping around and screaming as if they were 14 YO girls on the line to get [insert handsome heartthrob actor]'s autograph? Boy, better check your standards! He's being pushed in general, just part of the package I suppose. Flavour...

Analogies and exaggerated insults are all the fun, especially when they're true... Alas, I shall comply. I can't get banned and deprive you lot of my ingenious takes on pop culture. What would you poor saps do then? Besides, I have to go find ways to insult the Adam Warlock guy now...

Why? I can't express my dissatisfaction with an actor? I'm bringing up line delivery, intonation, facial expressions, mannerisms; literally the things we judge a performance by. I don't see what else I can do. The Post-Credits Scene is straight out of a footie match before the two gangs pile on...

What was cool? Him speaking like a 12 year old doing his best silly voice of a "serious adult"? His SNL performance of a "smart person"? The closest thing to Mickey Rooney from Breakfast At Tiffany's attempting Emperor Ming by way of Lo-Pan's slow cousin? Or the fact that a collection of...

He is his own level of bad. I can't even fathom how he got the job. Oh, and here, have some more "acting", the second scene:

Feast your eyes: I think they're just ******* with us at this point. This is the worst acting I've seen in my life, and I'm counting telenovelas. I have literally no idea what they're thinking. Well, guess I'll have to stockpile on Bale heads and phicen bodies now...

Between him and Klawng, I don't know what to think anymore. The Quantumania Post-Credits scene leaked and all I can say is that it is an affront to acting... I think they're deliberately miscasting so badly to see how much they can get away with. Or they're morons. Either is likely. I'll be...

That's the MCU for you... God, I hate it. It looks more like they found a trashbag and then glued some random plastic bits all over it. Even the cape seems like a Halloween department "prop". I need a Warlock but I'm not buying this. I'm sticking to my rule of "only buy the last ever look of a...

If I was stuck in a room with John Wayne Gacy, Dahmer, Hitler, Stalin, Mao, Pol Pot, and him, and I had a gun with three bullets, I'd throw it in the air, let the animals kill each other, and then go for Klawng's throat with my teeth, Vampire-style.

Yeah, and I've got eyes and I can see that talentless, ugly schmuck's "performance" for myself. Dimwit can't keep his facial expressions in harmony with his lines. I don't care what anyone says, this is an all-time awful performance. My cousin thrice-removed from my uncle's wife's step-mother's...

I hope it all crashes and burns. I hope every single movie and show underperforms. I hope the Klawng Saga is the biggest screw up in the history of cinema. I hope the DCEU, which I don't care about at all, overtakes them. Then either they'll wise up for the X-Men, or they'll give up and that'll...

Vader, no question about it. He's an icon. There's nothing evil about bringing order to the galaxy and blasting xenos. I don't see how that's not optimistic.

Gunn took the GotG from the hardened Post-Annihilation group of DNA to... Drax making scatological jokes. You couldn't pay me to watch them in theatres. Him ruining another two of my favourites, Warlock and the Evolutionary, by turning them into the Golden Goober and the Purple Cenobite, is yet...

I can't decide what's worse, Klawng or this goofy goober: Here's your Philosophical 11/10 Space Jesus, bro! Christ... Why do all of my favourites have to get screwed up? I'm not getting a good feeling for the FF and the X-Men...

Sometimes hypocritical qualities can work in that they make a character a bit more "real". But at some point it stops being an instance or two of personal failure, and it turns into inconsistent writing and a poor character. Why does the world's smartest man keep tolerating a maniac trying to...

It was always very weird. It was a remnant of Namor's early romances with "surface dweller" women, but the more it went on the more disgusting the whole thing became. The deal with Susan and Namor being a bipolar hypocrite are my main gripes against the character, and why I flip-flop so much on...

There's quite a bit of Namuri fanart out there. I think they're gonna run with it as the MCU's Namor/Susan. There's really no way to do that other one without a lot of contrivances, and it was always in poor taste. It made Namor look like an even bigger dick than usual, Susan came off as a...