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Yoda..! (breathlessly)
I am ready, Ben...!
I am ready, Ben...!
I’ll Start... How Far Can We Go? You Decide! V2 ESB
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I-I can be a Jedi! Ben, tell him I’m re…(bonk).
Ready, are you?! What know you ready?
Ready, are you?! What know you ready?
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For 800 years have I trained Jedi! My own counsel will I keep on who is to be trained!
A Jedi must have the deepest commitment. Hm? The most serious mind. This one a long time have I watched.
slynger
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…All his life as he looked away. To the future. To the horizon. Never his mind on where he was. What he was doing! Adventure? Eh. Excitemen? A Jedi craves not these things. You are reckless.
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So was I, If you remembAH.....
slynger
Super Freak
He is too old. Yes - too old to begin the training.
But I've learned so much.
Will he finish what he begins?
I won't fail you. I'm not afraid.
Ehh. You will be. (sinister look) You will be.
But I've learned so much.
Will he finish what he begins?
I won't fail you. I'm not afraid.
Ehh. You will be. (sinister look) You will be.
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Whatdidyousaytome, ya little green troll!?
Do you have ANY idea who you’re talking to?
I’m Luke FrickinSkywalker, you bite sized munchkin!
I blew up the Deathstar with one shot with my EYES CLOSED!
I’m a direct descendant of The Chosen One, himself! You remember that guy, right? The guy that nearly single handedly bull dozed your precious “Republic” with raw talent and a bad attitude!
I’m young enough for you, you diminutive toad lizard!
My midichlorian count makes yours look like pre-school league soccer score!
What have you done to save the galaxy in the last 20 years other than play hide-and-seek in a mud hut with the blankets pulled over your wrinkled head?
Without me, you might as well have stayed in Oz singing with the Lollipop Guild, ya little green loser!
I’m young enough for ya, you Fun Sized, used up, bad soup cookin’, grammar-challenged has been!
Nooooowwww START THE TRAINING!
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When did Luke become a Millennial?
Aahhhh!
Sir, if I may venture an opinion...
I'm not really interested in your opinion 3PO.
Sir, if I may venture an opinion...
I'm not really interested in your opinion 3PO.
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Oh, you mean we're continuing?
I thought I had dropped the mike with my last contribution...
I thought I had dropped the mike with my last contribution...
slynger
Super Freak
Interrupting - There's something out there!!
Where?
Oustside, in the cave.
There it is. Listen! Listen!
I'm going out there.
Where?
Oustside, in the cave.
There it is. Listen! Listen!
I'm going out there.
Are you crazy?!
I just got this bucket back together, I'm not going to let something tear it apart.
Ooooohhh, then I'm going with you.
I think it might be better if I stay behind and guard the ship. Oh no!
I just got this bucket back together, I'm not going to let something tear it apart.
Ooooohhh, then I'm going with you.
I think it might be better if I stay behind and guard the ship. Oh no!
This ground sure feels strange. Doesn't feel like rock. Huh.
There's an awful lot of moisture in here (*snicker*).
I don't know, I have a baaaad feeling about this.
Yeah.
There's an awful lot of moisture in here (*snicker*).
I don't know, I have a baaaad feeling about this.
Yeah.
Cue porn music...
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Who says that? It’s Chewie isn’t it.
Sorry I haven’t seen this movie so I don’t know.
Watch out! It's all right. It's all right. Yeah, what I thought...Mynock. Chewie, check the rest of the ship. Make sure there's no more attached. Chewin' on the power cables.
Mynocks?
Go on inside; we'll clean them off if there are any more.
Mynocks?
Go on inside; we'll clean them off if there are any more.
Ack! Oh! Han!
Mrraaarrph!
Oooh! Go away, go away beastly things. Shoo! Shoo!
Mrraaarrph!
Mrraaarrph!
Oooh! Go away, go away beastly things. Shoo! Shoo!
Mrraaarrph!
Wait a minute...
Ahnahwgahwalet's get out of here!
The Empire is still out there! I don't think it's wise...
No time to discuss this in committee!
Oof. I am not a committee!
(3PO shriek)
Ahnahwgahwalet's get out of here!
The Empire is still out there! I don't think it's wise...
No time to discuss this in committee!
Oof. I am not a committee!
(3PO shriek)
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