Indiana Jones and the Dial of Destiny (June 30th, 2023)

Indy is dead.
Star Wars is dead.
Willow is dead.

Dark_Knight_89 said:

The Tuk-Tuk scene has been leaked. Looks fun!

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Could a mod please edit the title to

Indiana Jones and the Dial of Destiny (June 30th, 2023)

Thanks!

@Asta

Johnny Utah said:

Could a mod please edit the title to

Indiana Jones and the Dial of Destiny (June 30th, 2023)

Thanks!

@Asta

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Done.

Asta said:

Done.

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Thank you

He will not die in this movie

xipotec said:

I cant watch KOTCS at all any more…

1. Fridge
2. Snake Rope
3. Falling Truck ( I hate the TOD scene with the raft also)
4. Monkeys
5. Motorcycle Chase

The only scene I think was done well, is the graveyard….and thats super short.

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Thank god I've never been able to get past the motorcycle chase in my last few attempts at rewatching the movie. I only have vague memories of the awfulness that comes after that with the quicksand and CG monkeys and alien spaceship.

Even if this new movie doesn't quite work, I'm confident that Mangold will at least have far fewer scenes that are as painfully cheesy and cringeworthy as those were.

The Clown Prince of Crime said:

Indy is dead.
Star Wars is dead.
Willow is dead.

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But only alternate universe Willow...

VintageDisney said:

He will not die in this movie

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Not physically.

Wor-Gar said:

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for the double entendre...

Indy is so old; he can play the MacGuffin in this film.

The Clown Prince of Crime said:

Indy is so old; he can play the MacGuffin in this film.

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As Belloq says, he may finally be worth something.

Wor-Gar said:

As Belloq says, he may finally be worth something.

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Wait! Has it been a thousand years? Certainly feels like it with a decade + of setbacks and changes

Felinx said:

George was right - it's all like poetry.

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If only they actually released that one on a card! It’s the rarest of the rare in the line followed by marions moc. Only a few samples exist I believe

Scarcity is always valuable.

Purple-haired Jurassic Park Lady will be worth a fortune in 40 years.

So will the 12 samples of Princess Lizzo.

Wor-Gar said:

Scarcity is always valuable.

Purple-haired Jurassic Park Lady will be worth a fortune in 40 years.

So will the 12 samples of Princess Lizzo.

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We all know that will never make it past the prototype...
Too much plastic will be needed to produce!

Raiders March said:

Wait! Has it been a thousand years? Certainly feels like it with a decade + of setbacks and changes

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It is a Krappy Kathy production after all.

Trailer looks good, and Nazis always make good villains; they're timeless.
I wonder if Indy wants to go back and fix his life with Marion.

abake said:

Trailer looks good, and Nazis always make good villains; they're timeless.
I wonder if Indy wants to go back and fix his life with Marion.

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Fix it so Mutt never existed? Works for me lol...